
A Man Tried to Cook Something from a Food…

A Man Tried to Cook Something from a Food Blog …and You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!
You have been click-baited. But I’m not the only person who finds it irritating to scroll through food blogs, all the way down, until your index finger hurts bad, to get to the actual recipe.
I don’t want to read through about how it’s October and that makes the blogger seriously think about making cookies and how her aunt Annie made the best cinnamon pumpkin cookies that her kids beg her to make every fall….tears…Just give me the recipe, please! Put it at the top! Right below the title! And you can write your essay below the recipe and I will pretend I read it. And play the violin. And wipe your tears.